Choir Cwackups
Musical Vocabulary
   - MUSIC: A complex organization of sounds that is set down by the composer, incorrectly interpreted by the conductor, who is ignored by the musicians, the result of which is ignored by the audience.
   - PERFECT PITCH:  The smooth coating on a freshly paved road.
   - BACH CHORALE:  The place behind the barn where you keep the horses.
VIBRATO:  Used by singers to hide the fact that they are on the wrong pitch.